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Keep your friends and family laughing with this whimsical set of rules! This vintage style metal sign is called "Pool Rules", but you've never seen rules like these! This metal sign features painted details. Hang this art on the wall, on the poolhouse, or anywhere you and friends have fun in the sun. This sign also makes a great housewarming gift!

The text of the sign reads:
No excessively brief bathing suits (unless you can pull it off...this is a tough crowd).
If you have a contagious disease, do not swim (Go have a beer. Everybody'll know the guy drinking the beer has a contagious disease).
Nonswimmers are to stay out of the deep end. You may be asked to demonstrate your swimming ability (Don't embarass yourself).
No glass containers (only stainless steel martini shakers allowed).
No swimsuit? Your tee-shirt is not adequate under any circumstances (unless you happen to be female).
One person at-a-time on diving board (proof of health insurance may be requested).
No loitering (unless you are making cocktails or have knowledge of CPR).
THE INFLATABLE ZEBRA IS FOR THE KIDS!

Metal.

• This item ships directly from the manufacturer. Please allow 3-4 weeks for order processing along with normal shipping times.
• Item cannot be shipped to APO/FPO.
• Express delivery not available.
• Stacks and Stacks collects California sales tax only. The tax rate is based on the ship to address.